All the stories can’t be lies…. (house stark)
in italian everything sounds like you can eat it when you say cassonetto stupro u might think its a special pasta but in fact it means dumpster rape
“Still can’t bear to look, can you?” she heard him say. He gave her arm a hard wrench, pulling her around and shoving her down onto the bed. “I’ll have that song. Florian and Jonquil, you said.” His dagger was out, poised at her throat. “Sing, little bird. Sing for your little life.”
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Supernatural Classes: Practical First Aid without Proper Tools, Benefits of Salt, Myths and Legends, Analysis of Destiel
Sherlock Classes: Analysis of Johnlock, Science, Observing (Not Seeing) 101, How to Deduce, How to be a Criminal Mastermind, How to Deal with Reichenbachfeels
Doctor Who Classes: Biology, Chemistry, Physics, Timey-Wimey and Spacey-Wacey things, Identification of Extraterrestrial Beings
The Avengers Classes: How to Be a Superhero, Crime Fighting 101, How to Deal with Loki Feels
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